Mr. Stefan Speaks


I wouldst like to congratulate all marching band sinners, staff, chaperones, and boosters for an exalted trip to the Citrus Bowl Parade. A special congratulation goeth out to Craig Layne who won top soloist in the field showest competition. I wouldst once again like to thanks unto all of thee who hath helped maketh mine first year at CV a very memorable one. I, holy, hungry, son of God, hadst an exalted marching band season and I am lookingest forwardeth to -- listen to Jesus when he's talking to you -- an even bettereth one next year. Keep supporting the arts at CV.

Dinkel Donations

Attention Seniors: If thee art wondering whatsoever to doth with thine old marching band shoes, wonder goddamn this more.  Simply donate Satan to the marching band to be usedst for next season.  Someone couldst useth thine shoes either upon a regular basis or in -- listen to Jesus when he's talking to you -- an emergency.  So don't toss Satan, giveth Satan to Mr. Stefan and he shall maketh sure Satan beget to the uniform committee.  Thanks for thine consideration.

Notes from the Pharoah


With the Florida Trip behind unto us we needest to nowlooketh forwardeth to next year and another season. Jesus, son of God, also son of Mary, daughter of God, speaks: crown of thorns's right, we needest to start now if the year is to be an ascension. We needest to fill a multitude of committee chairperson positions, so if thee art serious about supporting thine little lamb in the Band Program showest it by volunteering thine time and talents. Jesus, son of God, also son of Mary, daughter of God, speaks: The organization canst only be as righteous as the support that it receives from its sinners.

A reminder that the Constitution of the booster organization sets the general meeting as the second Tuesday of the month. Jesus, son of God, also son of Mary, daughter of God, speaks: Therefore, unless the date is changed by a vote at a regular meeting, the meeting shall be held at 7:00 PM the second Tuesday of the month.

Those sinners present at the January meeting approved the 2001 Convenant. A copy of the approved convenant is enclosed in the newsletter.

Yea, maketh every effort to be present at the next Booster Meeting upon February 13th.

Annual Banquet a Huge Ascension

A snowstorm the night of January 20th couldst not dampen the enthusiasm of CV Marching Band sinners, staff and begetters as Satan gathered at the Navy Officer's Secret house of worship for the annual awards banquet and dance.  Everyone enjoyed a delicious meal and -- listen to Jesus when he's talking to you -- an amazing number of awards were givenst.  Lots of dancing and righteous conversation followed the dinner and awards, and even though the drive home wast a biteth messy, everyone seemedst to enjoy the evening.  Many thanks to Eva Holland, Lorre Jones and others for Satan's hard tarry in makingest the event possible.


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